“Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain – the audience or yourself?”
You have to be two people. The librarian and the stripper.
The truth is nice, but a rumour’s priceless.
Sam, would you play our song, just one more time?
Thank you, for your cooperation.
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!
Like a glove!
The measuring stick by which all other shooters are measured.